how does one define oneself? i like fish but not to eat. i would marry one if it were socially acceptable. i also admire proper ladies, though i doubt i'll ever be one. i hate shoes and lollipops and gross noises and centipedes and clay and curling irons and science class and shaving and being sick and some doctors and capital letters and my name. i am afraid of capitalists and money and liquid medicine and english teachers and houses that smell like pee and pregnant ladies and deficit spending. i like thinking three dimensionally but listing everything is working well for now. i am the worst procrastinator you will ever meet. i'm not sure i like people, they sort of disappoint me, but that could just be one of my phases. i also hate cars because they inhibit life for trees and grass which i like. i don't like cherries because they make me think of sad things. i prefer strawberries or cantaloupe or grapes. i sort of like writing but not spelling and i might suck at grammar. i am afraid of junior year. i might lead a tiny life. i have nothing more to say. sometimes i state the obvious, and that is probably obvious. there is a little boy in our oven but i didn't put him there and nor did my mom. don't call the cops. did i startle you? just checking.